Greg G.
A.k.a. The General Manager, Grahambo, Tailgate Greg, Buttermaker, The Evil Emperor
Not much is known about Mr. Graham except that he arrived at the turn of the millennium from Costa Rica (we believe). Grahambo took over the tailgate party responsibilities after the firing of a “certain local business owner” due to poor tailgate party management. He maintains an even keel even during a great win or terrible loss. He showed his management style and creativity early by creating the “Tullamore Dew Crew”. He has worked with Callahan since 2000 to elevate and accentuate the tailgate parties to the level they are today. He stays on top of the scene making sure all our guests always have a great time at The Pillage Inn
Brian C.
A.k.a. Callahan, Cali, BC , Buckles, Lord Vader
Brian has been aboard since the inception of The Pillage Inn. Having been around since the dark days of a single Smokey Joe Grill and a 12 pack just before kick off, he now relishes the 10 Sundays a year that allow him to express himself through the art of tailgating. He has worked tirelessly to make sure the tailgate parties are ridiculous, unnecessarily over-the-top, and tons of fun. Known for a fiery temper, BC can often end tailgate parties too quickly in the event of a Bucs loss. He is also, known for delivering bone shaking, cranium-breaking head butts to Trey Fatty Ward’s melon.
Trey W.
A.k.a. Trey, Fatty, Fatty Longstocking, Fatty Warbeux, Buffy Cutless, The Slug
Trey is the engine in this giant machine. Week in and week out, this guy comes to play hard every game. His style is that of reckless abandon which was best exemplified during a game in 2004 when he decided to take out our 8’ tall inflatable Buc Guy. His first attempt was thwarted. But, after one quick bounce in the air, Trey let physics take over and quickly eliminated the helpless inflatable Buccaneer. The next day Fatty received a memo from upper management regarding this serious incident. After a trip to Party City and a $65 purchase by Trey, a fresh new 8’ inflatable Buc Guy was standing tall at the next tailgate party. Fatty is often the recipient of Callahan’s viscous and celebratory head butts – Ouch!
Taylor R.
A.k.a. T
This guy has the ability to play any position on the field. His tailgating capabilities are at the top of the league. Taylor is a key ingredient in the Dew Crew and is a master of “egging on” Chris Hardy to accelerate his game. He’s been a member since 2002 and his efforts have been key in bringing aboard a host of other signees to The Pillage Inn. Although he missed some games in 2005, he was still extremely productive during the rest of the season. We expect nothing less than a huge 2006.
Kenny R.
A.k.a. Kenny
Kenny was also brought on board in 2002 after being picked up from the Po’ Boys tailgate. His tailgating style goes toe-to-toe with anyone in the league. His towering presence can be felt anywhere at The Pillage Inn. He is able to effectively steer Chris Hardy in the right direction during difficult times, but will be rattled if Hardy gets “up in his grill”. Kenny is known by fans for having a different sports car at every tailgate party.
Chris H.
A.k.a. Cinco de Hardy, Hardipallooza, The Mexican Hillbilly, The Enforcer
What can’t you say about Chris Hardy? His flashy and flamboyant style has quickly catapulted him to become a fan favorite. He runs the Dew Crew and is constantly pushing others around him to elevate their game through reminders that it’s “Cowboy Time”. Rase and Rice keep him showing up week in and week out, regardless of his antics from the previous evening. Hangovers are no excuse for Hardy. Coined the term “Hardy Likey”. His girlfriend Michelle should be sainted.
Tom D.
A.k.a. Tom-ba
This guy has been around during the early days of tailgating. He is an integral part of The Pillage Inn and often comes completely self-contained (His own food, drinks, etc.). Tom is world renowned for two things: his super size fanny pack and his sports bottle of water. Although this zany character claims he doesn’t drink, fans wonder what truly is in that plastic Zephyrhills bottle that never leaves his side. He’s great at helping pack up the tailgate parties after the other core members have “given everything they have”.
We would like to thank the following individuals for their support and weekly entertainment value; you have all helped make The Pillage Inn what it is today.
Ms. Parker, Pando, Eric , Chris T., Gossett, Mr. & Mrs. Bongo, Willie, Wayne, Mark, Nick , Lynn, Kay, Jerry from Kerry, Kerry from Land’O Lakes, Jessica, Cheshire, Dan, Chris, Sean, Regina, Meredith (Both of them), Catfish, Jerome, Zak, Barb, Ronnie, Nelson, Alex and the Burezzo Family
And to all the other pillagers….we thank you.
AND…..A very special thanks goes out to all the wives and girlfriends for putting up with us and understanding our inability to ever grow up.
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